1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven^t played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don^t have a screen name or myspace
4.) You^d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn^t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) Now you are looking to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are thinking - How could i miss that, maybe I^m not that smart.
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